I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.