Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies. Commentary:Survived another day without upgrading my emotions to a criminal record—progress! 🚓😂🎉 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it. Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings. I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house. Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.
