A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.