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Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?