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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.