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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.