What are cats even trying to do? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to break into the nap Olympics and master the art of ignoring humans! π±π΄π― Related Funny Posts π€ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons. Cats are smarter than dogs. You canβt get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.