It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it. Commentary:Sounds like even your complaints need sunscreen! 😅☀️🌡️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work. It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger. Breaking news is really breaking me. Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra. I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.