Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats. Commentary:Not my first choice for a superpower, but at least the bat gossip is *batty* fabulous! 🦇🗣️😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage. Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride. A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you” “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini. Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.
