Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That prenup might even have chapters, sequels, and a movie adaptation! 📚😂🏈 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.