Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That prenup might even have chapters, sequels, and a movie adaptation! 📚😂🏈 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow. Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today. Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.
