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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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69 but we both just farting.

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If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.