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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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Oops, I just became the pothole whisperer! πŸš—πŸ’”πŸ˜…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, apology, car, driving, ever, hit, humor, personification, pothole on Sep 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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