Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just remember, it's not the height of the man, but the height of his pizza delivery stack that truly matters πππ" Related Funny Posts π€ Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive. My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend. Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs. My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.