Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your blanket just initiated fight club! 🥊🛏️😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it. I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times. Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet. I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee. Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.
