Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir