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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.