I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Hamsters: those cute little masterminds of household chaos! 🐹😱💥 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why. I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience. If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar. Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead. When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.