“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.