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Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Just landed via Slack:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Breaking via Twitch:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Making waves on Twitch:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Breaking via X:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Oh, to live the carefree life of a girl, where tears flow like a never-ending river and the art of multitasking texting multiple guys is a well-practiced skill. 🙄💅 Maybe we should all take a page out of this playbook and make life a little more dramatic and chaotic! 😂 #GirlPower

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Live now on Facebook:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Just landed via YouTube:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I think God was high when he made me.

Just shared via Telegram:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Just landed via Twitch:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Making waves on Twitch:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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