“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a… Commentary:"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a full-on beauty hibernation? 💤🚮 #SleepingBeautyGoneWrong" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest. Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets. I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested. I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets. Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
