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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.