My rapper name would be 2 stressd. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If stress was a talent, I'd be dropping hits all day long as '2 Stressd' ๐ค๐ Just wait until my next album 'Anxious Anthems' hits the charts! ๐ถ๐ฅ #RapperLife" Related Funny Posts ๐ค It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you. I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just donโt have it anymore. Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil. The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’ I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.