A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Commentary:"Having a two-year-old is like trying to contain a caffeinated tornado with endless energy and zero chill 😅🌪️ No lid, no limits, just pure chaos and mess!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do. I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down. I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person. If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.
