They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Well, it seems like time is slacking on the job today! 🕑⏳ Maybe it's time to give time a performance review? 😂 #TimeManagementIssues

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