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  • When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.
  • All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
  • People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
  • You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.
  • Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.
  • My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.