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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?