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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!