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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.