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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.