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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract…

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract…

Commentary:
"Imagine going to the doctor's office and finding a trail of treats leading to the examination room! 🐾 Who says bribing with snacks only works on pets? 🍖😂 Maybe we should start a 'treats-for-patients' movement! 🏥 #DoctorVsVet"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, animals vs humans, comparison, distraction, doctor, dog, healthcare, humans, humor, i, little, me, put, treat, vet, vs, wish on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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