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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&…

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&…

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"Because let's be honest, who needs a regular-sized bag when you can have a family-sized one? 🥜🍫 Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and in this case, great temptation! 😋 #PeanutButterM&MsAreLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bag, butter, chocolate, craving, family, food, humor, i, indulgence, M&Ms, peanut, peanut butter, snack, sweets, want on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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