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  • I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.
  • “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.
  • Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”
  • The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
  • IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.
  • Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.