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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the lib…

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the lib…

Commentary:
Who knew the library had a strict "no clipping zones" policy? 🚫📚 Looks like even in the world of literature, some things are best kept to yourself…or at least saved for home spa day! 💅😂 #KeepItClassy

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward situations, clip, funny moments, good, grooming, humor, library, moments, never, place, public, public space, situations, space, toenails on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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