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  • People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
  • The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.
  • Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.
  • I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.
  • I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.
  • All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.