Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic progression of a night out: from admiring art to considering alternate modes of transportation! πŸΈπŸΈπŸΈπŸ›Ή Who needs a taxi when you've got liquid courage and a skateboard waiting for you outside? Just be sure to wear a helmet – safety first, folks! πŸ˜„ #SkateboardRide #TipsyThoughts"

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