Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThree drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week. I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.