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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking ride…

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking ride…

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"Ah, the classic progression of a night out: from admiring art to considering alternate modes of transportation! 🍸🍸🍸🛹 Who needs a taxi when you've got liquid courage and a skateboard waiting for you outside? Just be sure to wear a helmet – safety first, folks! 😄 #SkateboardRide #TipsyThoughts"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, alcohol, drinks, fun, humor, looking, outside, ride, skateboard on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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