A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.