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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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"Who needs a massage when you can be kneaded and rolled like a ball of dough? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ready to be transformed into a delicious lasagna with that kind of treatment!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, food, humor, i, machine, massage, need, pasta, relaxation, self-care on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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