A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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“Who needs a massage when you can be kneaded and rolled like a ball of dough? 🍝😂 Get ready to be transformed into a delicious lasagna with that kind of treatment!”

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