A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.