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Looks like someone took the lyrics a bit too literally and turned the disco into a crime scene! 🔍🎶 Let's hope the panic at the disco was just because they ran out of glitter and not because of any actual murders on the dance floor! 💃🚓

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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