A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.