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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.