Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"That moment when your liver remembers the cycle better than you do! π»π€¦ββοΈπ" Related Funny Quotes π€ Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store. Not to brag, but I donβt need alcohol to send texts Iβll regret. Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts Iβll regret. If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do. I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.