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94 shares on Instagram this month:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

38 shares on Slack this month:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Muting morons is good for your health.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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