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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.