All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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Oh, looks like someone signed up for the repair shop of life without knowing it! 🔧😅 Well, at least you're getting some hands-on experience in fixing broken souls. Just remember to stock up on some extra wrenches and a good sense of humor! 🤖😄 #LifeMechanic

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