All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Strapless bras: fashion's version of duct tape—works in theory, falls apart in practice! 🚫👙🤣 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment. Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves? I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.