All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Strapless bras: fashion's version of duct tapeβworks in theory, falls apart in practice! π«ππ€£ Related Funny Posts π€ I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment. Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves? I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.