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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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