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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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