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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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