And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

31 shares on Telegram this month:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

83 shares on Slack this month:

I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?

19 shares on Messenger this month:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”