And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants. Funny Quotes September 28, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAnd for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing. And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.