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This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

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Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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