And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”