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  • There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.
  • The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.
  • Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?
  • Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.
  • Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.
  • Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.