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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Meanwhile, I'm still wondering if I should have breakfast for dinner 🥞🤔 #FiguringLifeOut

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animals, humor, instinct, know, minutes, nature, newborn, old, wit on Jul 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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