Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do. Commentary:Meanwhile, I'm still wondering if I should have breakfast for dinner 🥞🤔 #FiguringLifeOut Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him. If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it. Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.