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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Spotted on X:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Making waves on WeChat:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Trending via YouTube:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Spotted on TikTok:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Trending via Twitch:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Trending via YouTube:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Going viral on Twitch:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on TikTok:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Spotted on Slack:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Going viral on Threads:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Making waves on Discord:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Making waves on Messenger:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Reported on Instagram:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Going viral on Threads:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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