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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.