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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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