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  • I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.
  • I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.
  • Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.
  • Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.
  • You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.
  • I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.