As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting. Commentary:"Ah, the classic 'she held the door, we're practically engaged now' syndrome! 😄🚪💍" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.