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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Oh, the struggles of retirement – battling the eternal pajama confusion! πŸ›ŒπŸŒž Let's hope you don't accidentally wear your bedtime pajamas to the grocery store or your daytime ones to bed! πŸ˜‚ #RetirementGoals #PajamaProblems

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bedtime, confused, confusion, daytime, humor, i, leisure, lifestyle, pajamas, retiree, sometimes on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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